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<TOZTWO> I was kinda shy, and still am, so right after sex, I started getting dressed before she could turn on the lights......
<TOZTWO> Well, she turns the light on, and I have my clothes on already, and she can't find her undies.......
<TOZTWO> But she finds my undies next to the bed.
<TOZTWO> Guess whose undies I'm wearing?
<EM[mMF]> man
<EM[mMF]> unix manuals would be so much cooler
<EM[mMF]> if they had porn in them
<EM[mMF]> like "Basics of the Bash Shell"
<EM[mMF]> <LESBIAN PORN>
<EM[mMF]> i'd read that shit
[PhantomDeath(kvirc@vw-25884.iprimus.net.au)] hey tim, im realy good at Windows NT. Do you think I could be apart of the 2600 network?
<VanWilder> god i used this massage oil on this chick last night and now my room wreaks of it
<nivenh> were you massaging "her" penis?
<Umbillical_ED>seems like there's a lot of out of work java developers
<st0w> yeah
<st0w> that's 'cause everybody is finally realizing....
<st0w> JAVA SUCKS
<Umbillical_ED>y u say dat?
<st0w> because one day... I went to a farm, right?
<st0w> and there was this horse
<st0w> and he had this MASSIVE cock
<st0w> and I looked underneath it
<st0w> and I saw the little Java mascot with it's lips parted and the majority of the horse's unit inside it's mouth
<RQ> im gonan go in and tweak with it again
<RQ> gonna!
<ZephyrX> gonan
<RQ> hehe
<ZephyrX> the pre-pubescent barbarian
<RQ> LMAO
ctanner: public static List<MudData> Select(int? intRecruitingOrgID, string strFIPS, string strZipCode, string strRSId, string strRSSId, string strStateCode, string strCountyCode, string Go)
{
if (Go != "No")
{
return
MudDataDAS.Select(intRecruitingOrgID.GetValueOrDefault(-1), strFIPS, strZipCode, strRSId, strRSSId,
strStateCode, strCountyCode);
}
else
return new List<MudData>();
}
cfeduke: seriously
cfeduke: now look here
cfeduke: that code is so bad
cfeduke: whoever wrote it
cfeduke: you must kill
cfeduke: basically drag them out of their cubicle and put them the fuck out of your misery
cfeduke: tell them "string Go for you is YES" right before you shoot them in the head
<Megaglogue> u guyz come anytime pay me a visit
<Megaglogue> paris is cool during the summer
<Megaglogue> no french peeps around
kindle9: the computer lab is *craaaazy* today
tomemos: "Dig this crazy scene" crazy?
kindle9: "oh my god it's not printing why isn't it printing i need it to be printing what the hell is wrong with you make it start printing!!!" crazy
kindle9: then they start foaming at the mouth
tomemos: Do you ever have to put them down?
kindle9: i wish
kindle9: apparently i'm not allowed near tranquilizers anymore
kindle9: some sort of.. legal thing.. lawsuits.. restraining orders..
kindle9: *ahem*
kindle9: let's just say i got a little over-zealous yesterday
tomemos: "I know you're a computer person, but we're out of library staff. Take this tazer and go in there!"
tomemos: This is why I don't study in the library.
tomemos: Because you could KILL ME.
kindle9: could?
kindle9: more like will!
(19:55:25) th3nr3: I want a fucke up penis
(19:55:29) th3nr3: naturally though
(19:55:36) th3nr3: and to fit an eqwually fucked up vagina
(19:55:42) th3nr3: actually
(19:55:45) th3nr3: nevermind the whole thing
<trance> pj eats little kids for breakfast
<pUrPLe_jArGOn> I used to trance, but I cracked a tooth on a thighbone and the doctor told me I should move to more conventional foods
<Minion> I think I might have genital herpes.
<Minion> Holy fucking shit
<Minion> Why does herpes.com have a dating service?
<Minion> "I got genital herpes! Better go spread it!"
ownzyerbrainz: dude
ownzyerbrainz: so we have a new dog
ownzyerbrainz: a puppy
vagina4all: tight .. what breed
ownzyerbrainz: well, sorta growing out of puppydom
ownzyerbrainz: anyway
ownzyerbrainz: it's "pink thing" hangs out CONSTANTLY
ownzyerbrainz: it could be just fucking sitting there looking at you - and it's hanging out a few inches
vagina4all: chip it off
ownzyerbrainz: like, for no reason it's out
vagina4all: lick it
vagina4all: oh ahaha it's always always out ?
ownzyerbrainz: practically
ownzyerbrainz: anyway, it ALWAYS reminds me of our super stoned conversation about hat
ownzyerbrainz: where you just cut it off
ownzyerbrainz: and then walk up to yer buddy and be like "dude, look at this... it's weird - i can't tell what it is" and hand it to them to figure it out
vagina4all: hahahahahahahhhahhahahahaha
ownzyerbrainz: remember that shit?
vagina4all: yea slightly
ownzyerbrainz: we were ripped
vagina4all: i don't remember where/when but i definitely remember the topic
ownzyerbrainz: and our faces hurt from laughing so much
vagina4all: hahahahah that's awesome
ownzyerbrainz: and the back of my head hurt and shit from laughing so much
<CoderMan> kritical, you are dumber than a dead rock
<matts> dead rock
<matts> umm
<matts> CoderMan news flash
<matts> rocks can't live
<matts> :
<Upth> AvatarADV: Having scripts is an advantage over having to do it by ear.
<AvatarADV> Yeah, in the same way as having your -wife- gang-raped is an advantage because you don't have to impregnate her yourself, I guess...
<QueenBee> maybe if I stop talking to Maynard (James Keenan of Tool) in my head he'll be forced to come here and talk to me so we can work this out
<&MicroPiltDownMcFishTrousChrist> I hate people who say expecially
<&MicroPiltDownMcFishTrousChrist> they need sanchez pronto
<&BigmcLargeHuge> frozen turd stabbing
<&BigmcLargeHuge> now that's GOTTA suck
<&MicroPiltDownMcFishTrousChrist> ugh
<&MicroPiltDownMcFishTrousChrist> For the stabbed, and for the person who has to sharpen it
<&BigmcLargeHuge> if your determind enough to stab someone with frozen shit, then you probably could tolerate shaving it to a point
<&MicroPiltDownMcFishTrousChrist> Good point
<&[Rock-n-Roll]> BAD PUN!
<&BigmcLargeHuge> lol
<`TiGgEr`> fuck u need a dvd drive to rip dvd's thats what the program says
<`TiGgEr`> alls ya want is to put a rented dvd in to ripp it and watch it later but no u need the fuckn dvd drive
