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<chaos> MrFahrenheit: i want your help
<MrFahrenheit> chaos, the answer is no, but please, go on :)
> MrFahrenheit is curious, but doesn't really want to help chaos
<chaos> MrFahrenheit: i needed comprehensive text with C on winsock
<MrFahrenheit> oh, that's easy :)
<chaos> i need not a web page
<chaos> i need a book or some respectable tutorial
> MrFahrenheit found a good book ...
<chaos> ok then .. next?
<chaos> send it to chaos or something?
<MrFahrenheit> oh boy, this has all you need and it's just over 100 pages
<chaos> oh i can finish that in a day :)
<MrFahrenheit> great :)
<chaos> MrFahrenheit: taking in notice that i am a total dummy in C?
<MrFahrenheit> dunno
<chaos> never mind
<chaos> just pass it
<MrFahrenheit> oh, I won't give it to you
<MrFahrenheit> I said no, read up
<MrFahrenheit> I was just curious
<chaos> .....
<MrFahrenheit> ask Eve
<chaos> what the ?
<MrFahrenheit> Eve ... over there, see -->
Kalia: That's why I am on Facebook du!
Kalia: -duh!
Banjo: lol
Banjo: We still have to have that sarcasm-off.
Kalia: Haha indeed. I believe University has honed my skills even more if that is possible
Banjo: Still.
Banjo: Not as good as me.
Banjo: I got promoted to the head of Sarcasm at work.
Banjo: I'm in charge of all incoming and outgoing Sarcasm accross the company.
Banjo: I'm amazing.
Banjo: They were like "Hey Banjo, you're amazing at sarcasm. We want you to become the head of the new Sarcasm department, which is exactly one level higher than CEO."
Banjo: Then they were like "You're so amazing."
Kalia: Haha! Are you still enjoying work?
Banjo: And I was like "Well, duh."
Banjo: Dude.
Banjo: Didn't you read?
Banjo: I'm higher than the freaking CEO.
Banjo: Wait.
Banjo: ...
Banjo: Maybe it was them who were being sarcastic.
Banjo: Damn.
Banjo: I gotta get those business cards back.
Kalia: Fail lol
Banjo: I was being sarcastic about them being sarcastic.
Banjo: I'm totally obviously the head of Sarcasm.
Banjo: Sorry.
Banjo: Yes.
Banjo: Work is good.
Banjo: lol
Kalia: Good lol
Banjo: Indeed, lol.
ctanner: http://ctanner.matoya.org/Home/Files/furminator.jpg
ctanner: saw that in target a while back
ctanner: that deserves a spot on fail blog
James: the one we have is a much different design
James: it doesn't look like a dong at all.
Chuck: "New Improved Design! Doesn't Look Like a Dong At All!"
Chuck: FURMINATOR 2.0
<bloo> i prefer smoking pots
<`2> i want them to legalize marijuana for all!
<bloo> but my folks dont like me smoking in my room
<bloo> cry babies
<Hank> get new folks
<bloo> lol
bobthealien: the meaning of life.... so it all starts with the beginning of the universe the BIG BANG! so god was hitting on the universe at the bar things were going good so they went back to his place started fooling arround and well god orgasmed out all matter.. so you see we are gods sperm and the universe is a womb where we are developing like fetuses and one day we will be born and become god version 2.0 cause we're gonna take all this technology and fuse it into ourselfs and give ourselfs superpowers so basically we will be able to do anything god can do.
Arish: I vant your vaggeena so battly
Arish: ess mah fayvrit
Nawid: One bat. Ah, ah, ah. Two bat. Ah, ah, ah...
Arish: sving battah sving my batt str8 into ur vaggeena
Arish: i vant it
Arish: i vant it after yuve used toilet
Arish: vaggeena boy plz share ur vaggeena wif me
Arish: heh ok I'll stop
Arish: but before I do
Nawid: No. Don't stop.
Arish: I need to ask you something
Arish: Do you have a boner now, or what?
Nawid: Keep going.
Nawid: I cant stop laughing
Nawid: You can compare it to the Washington munument right now.
Arish: a fierce veiny one?
Nawid: Yes, Indeed.
Arish: I bet it looks like Goku's from Dragonball Z...I bet his is hella veiny and powerful
Arish: especially after he goes Super Saiyan
Nawid: Over 9,000.
Arish: Do you think when he comes inside Chi Chi...you think...you think he goes Super Saiyan inside her?
Arish: Like when he climaxes?
Nawid: lolz
Nawid: I'm pretty sure that if he want Saiyan, he would destroy her cervix with the force of sperm shooting out.
Arish: yeah...you're probably right
Nawid: It would blash through her like a gun.
Arish: but I can't help but wonder
Nawid: hahaha
Arish: do you think he fucks her with his tail?
Nawid: yes, but he uses that in ther anus.
Arish: that's what I was thinking...except when he does her in the anus
Arish: then he switches
Nawid: Super fast, like in the cartoon, all you see is a blur.
Arish: but her vaggeena would be torn to ribbons!
Nawid: And her face is completely blank.
Arish: do you think for fun sometimes...he'll just teleport inside her?
Arish: I'd so do that
Nawid: Im very sure that there is a hentai somewhere out there based on this.
Arish: and sometimes inside gohan on "accident"
Arish: "sorry kiddo, I locked on to the wrong power level"
Arish: "yours is just so high...it's...kinda sexy"
Nawid: Haha
Nawid: Majin Bu, would totally shape himself into a pink dildo.
Arish: seriously
Arish: I bet the fat pink one would do weird ass shit with the old guy
Nawid: Picolo would rip his own dick off just to regenerate another one after he climaxes...
Arish: what's his face....Hercule
Arish: he'd like morph into a chick and let him do shit
Nawid: lol
Arish: now that's friendship
Nawid: a mortal Kombat ending...
Arish: picollo
Arish: dear lord
Arish: he can extend that shit!
Nawid: lolz
Nawid: Oh fuck yes.
Arish: but he's hella boring
Arish: he like lays eggs and shit
Nawid: thats even more kinky
Arish: I don't even think he's got anything down there
Arish: unless he can morph parts too
Nawid: What about Frieza? Isn't he a hermaphrodite?
Nawid: That would be hot.
Arish: I don't know...but he/she's kinda pretty in her/his final form
Arish: and the voice throws you off
Nawid: I forgot. What is the final form?
Nawid: All muscular?
Arish:it's the little one
Arish: the one goku fights
Nawid: Nooo.
Arish: he has 4 forms
Nawid: I thought it was all muscular and shit.
Arish: that's the 3rd form
Nawid: Hmm.
Arish: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frieza
Arish: it feels good to be this lame
Arish: heh
Nawid: I was alread on there before you posted it. lolz
Nawid: Mecha Frieza
Nawid: Bionic penis...
Nawid: Or vagina...
Arish: stop it...I'm so hard right now
Nawid: AHAhaha
Arish: first your vaggeena now freiza's bionic penis
Arish: hahaha
Nawid: I cant breathe from laughing man.
Arish: hand me a cigarette
Arish: I just came
Nawid: I will save this conversation to notepad, so epic.
Arish: heh
Arish: awesome
Arish: don't show anyone!
Arish: or edit my name out
Captain A: Or change my name to Captain A.
Nawid: Ok. Sure.
wyfam: y0
wyfam: would you fuck a man in the ass every day for a week for a million dollars?
wormzzz: i don't think i could do it
wyfam: hahahaha
wyfam: man
wyfam: the horrible concept of waking up and realizing that you've got to fuck a guy in the ass - AGAIN
wormzzz: yeha
wyfam: omfg, it'd only get worse... i don't think you'd EVER get used to it... every day it would be worse and worse
wyfam: and what's worse is if you dont fuck him in the ass again - you've just ass fucked him X number of times before and for NOTHING
wormzzz: yeah
wormzzz: doesn't sound like a very good deal to me
<@BBC> oh wow
<@BBC> http://izismile.com/img/img2/20090624/selection_183_73.jpg
<@BBC> you'll either love this or hate it
<@BBC> lol
<@CanadianGuy> hate it
<@CanadianGuy> lol
<@CanadianGuy> but it's funny in a sick sort of yer going to hell for drawing that way
<@BBC> lol
gayVectorMan: when you see pom.xml do you ever read it as porn.xml?
gayVectorMan: cause i sure as heck do
gayVectorMan: r and n next to eachother look like an m
gayVectorMan: i half expect to see
<?xml version="1.0">
<porn>_)_)========D~~</porn>
kswitch0r: if you farted in a pool full of jello - would the fart bubble up or no? would it be trapped in jello right when it came out of your anus?
bdizzle: trapped
bdizzle: right by your anus
bdizzle: it might make it a few inches from yer anus
bdizzle: but it wouldn't make it to the top - that's for sure
bdizzle: imagine eating some jello - and it had air bubbles in it - and you get to the part of the jello with a fart bubble in it (after having eaten a bunch of it already) and "pooof" out comes the stench of somebody's fart.
Drachefly: Have any of you ever played Gemcraft?
Kitzschenius: Nnnnope. Any good?
Tatterwasp: I've masturbated to a woman making handjob/blowjob gestures at the camera, does that count?
Drachefly: kitz: yes. Tatter: no
Drachefly: it's one of the better tower defense games out there
Drachefly: I'm still laughing at the question, though, tatter
Drachefly: especially if it wasn't directed at me.
Tatterwasp: I do what I can.
<TommyEnglish> A chicken is more a horse than a bird
<Big_D_Bear> It lives on a farm and it can't fly!
13:53 <Fireblade>: do do dod o odo do do do odo dodo odo do do odo do do do
13:53 <Jason>: doo doo do du dodo doo du du doo doo
13:53 <helen>: oh my both of u do what ever it is :)
13:53 <Fireblade>: do do do do do do do do do do do do doloo do do doloo
13:53 <Jason>: We be singing. :)
13:53 <Fireblade>: its the circus theme tune
13:54 +++ Criminal has given op to helen
13:54 <helen>: then so be it
13:54 <helen>: both
13:54 <helen>: XD
13:54 <Jason>: We just need a clown!
13:54 <Jason>: On a uni-cycle!
13:54 <helen>: there is a donkay
13:54 <helen>: will that do?
13:54 <Fireblade>: do do do do do do do do doloo do do do do do do do doloo do do do doloo
13:54 <Fireblade>: dont worry, a cloqwn is on his way
13:54 <Fireblade>: there he is
13:54 Masacure enters on his unicycle
13:55 <helen>: awww he not a clown
13:55 <Jason>: do do do do do do doo doo do do do do do doo do do do dul dul duldul do dul duldul dul do duldo do do
<gmuno>im having trouble getting my CSS to work on Safari, i have been working on my site for almost 10 hours straight and i cant get the text to stay static, can you help me find my bugs?
<mylie>ya, css positioning is a pane
<gmuno>what line #?
<mylie>huh?
<gmuno>for the "pane" i cannot find it
<mylie>oh my bad, its been a long day. i meant pain
<gmuno>ohhhhhhhhhh PAIN, i kinda tired
(19:11:58) Mr. Universe: hahahahahahahaha
(19:11:59) Mr. Universe: dude
(19:12:07) Adam: the faceplates mising, still plays XD
(19:12:07) Mr. Universe: we have that on demand right?
(19:12:16) Adam: Yeah
(19:12:27) Mr. Universe: well, they are only limited to a certain number of characters they can post on the screen
(19:12:47) Mr. Universe: there is definately a btard working at wide open west
(19:12:50) Adam: cable tv>?
(19:12:55) Adam: or something else?
(19:13:11) Mr. Universe: cable. its an interactive service as part of our package
(19:13:16) Adam: Oh
(19:13:20) Mr. Universe: think of it as an interactive PPV
(19:13:20) Adam: K I know I have the same
(19:13:23) Mr. Universe: anyways
(19:13:30) Adam: I've had it for years
(19:13:37) Adam: Comcast took over and made it shittier.
(19:13:46) Adam: Time waner had a massive free area
(19:13:50) Adam: Comcast?> its shit
(19:13:59) Adam: They killed off most of the anime,. asswipes
(19:14:06) Mr. Universe: Remember the titans Grand Extra Tri Feature Options
(19:14:13) Mr. Universe: became
(19:14:13) Adam: I could watch 100+ anime series, 2-4 eps every week new FREE. Not anymore.,
(19:14:20) Adam: Yeah
(19:14:21) Mr. Universe: Remember the Tit/GTFO
(19:14:24) Adam: LOL
disoriented16b: the jonas brothers... how does one woman squeeze out 3 kids that look exactly the same?
fireproof814: practice
Nathan: I have GOT to stop dreaming
Ren: Mee too. Im' runningout of pillows.
Nathan: No dude
Nathan: remember the submarine dream i told you about?
Ren: Think so
Nathan: where we lost the china war because we accidently made all the subs out of styrofoam and they couldn't go under the water, and then to counteract that we made new subs out of lead, but they couldn't float above the water and thousands of people lost their lives because the styrofoam subs couldn't save the people in the lead subs?
Nathan: well last night
Ren: Oh, Yeah
Nathan: I had a dream that i really wanted icecream. so me and candice went to this store that had every flavor of icecream known to man
Nathan: well
Nathan: I had also blown off my classes for that day to go get the icecream
Nathan: but when we got there they were sold out of everything that wasn't green, and the only stuff that was green was the stuff that had one of the flavors as being sour apple
Nathan: well
Nathan: i went to the back of the store to check the freezers, and when i opened one of the freezers, my german teacher walked out
Ren: Oh shit
Ren: I know where this is going
Nathan: only she was tiny. normally she comes up to my chin but in the dream she was like 3 feet tall
Nathan: and she started beating me with one of those 1 gallon things of icecream
Ren: ...Haahaha
Ren: Sorry bro
Nathan: except it was chocolate ice cream, which was what i had driven all the way out there to get
Ren: Thats a funny mental picture
Nathan: and I was so upset because she was wasting all the chocolate icecream
Nathan: and then i bought a sour apple cone, and then i woke up >.>
Ren: ...
Ren: Yeah you seriously need to stop
