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<chaos> MrFahrenheit: i want your help
<MrFahrenheit> chaos, the answer is no, but please, go on :)
> MrFahrenheit is curious, but doesn't really want to help chaos
<chaos> MrFahrenheit: i needed comprehensive text with C on winsock
<MrFahrenheit> oh, that's easy :)
<chaos> i need not a web page
<chaos> i need a book or some respectable tutorial
> MrFahrenheit found a good book ...
<chaos> ok then .. next?
<chaos> send it to chaos or something?
<MrFahrenheit> oh boy, this has all you need and it's just over 100 pages
<chaos> oh i can finish that in a day :)
<MrFahrenheit> great :)
<chaos> MrFahrenheit: taking in notice that i am a total dummy in C?
<MrFahrenheit> dunno
<chaos> never mind
<chaos> just pass it
<MrFahrenheit> oh, I won't give it to you
<MrFahrenheit> I said no, read up
<MrFahrenheit> I was just curious
<chaos> .....
<MrFahrenheit> ask Eve
<chaos> what the ?
<MrFahrenheit> Eve ... over there, see -->
Kalia: That's why I am on Facebook du!
Kalia: -duh!
Banjo: lol
Banjo: We still have to have that sarcasm-off.
Kalia: Haha indeed. I believe University has honed my skills even more if that is possible
Banjo: Still.
Banjo: Not as good as me.
Banjo: I got promoted to the head of Sarcasm at work.
Banjo: I'm in charge of all incoming and outgoing Sarcasm accross the company.
Banjo: I'm amazing.
Banjo: They were like "Hey Banjo, you're amazing at sarcasm. We want you to become the head of the new Sarcasm department, which is exactly one level higher than CEO."
Banjo: Then they were like "You're so amazing."
Kalia: Haha! Are you still enjoying work?
Banjo: And I was like "Well, duh."
Banjo: Dude.
Banjo: Didn't you read?
Banjo: I'm higher than the freaking CEO.
Banjo: Wait.
Banjo: ...
Banjo: Maybe it was them who were being sarcastic.
Banjo: Damn.
Banjo: I gotta get those business cards back.
Kalia: Fail lol
Banjo: I was being sarcastic about them being sarcastic.
Banjo: I'm totally obviously the head of Sarcasm.
Banjo: Sorry.
Banjo: Yes.
Banjo: Work is good.
Banjo: lol
Kalia: Good lol
Banjo: Indeed, lol.
<fiftycal_wrk> what intent is sent when the screen wakes up from sleep?
<fiftycal_wrk> ah.. ACTION_SCREEN_ON
<jedir0x> fiftycal_wrk: ACTION_MAIN_SCREEN_TURN_ON
<jedir0x> fiftycal_wrk: WHAT_YOU_SAY
<jedir0x> fiftycal_wrk; ACTION_HOW_ARE_YOU_GENTLEMEN
<jedir0x> fiftycal_wrk: ACTION_ALL_YOUR_BASE_ARE_BELONG_TO_ANDROID
<jedir0x> i guess i'm alone on this one
<moraes> haha
<moraes> what's that?
<jedir0x> ...
<jedir0x> failure
<exussum0> jedir0x, cue celine dion, "all by myself"
ctanner: http://ctanner.matoya.org/Home/Files/furminator.jpg
ctanner: saw that in target a while back
ctanner: that deserves a spot on fail blog
James: the one we have is a much different design
James: it doesn't look like a dong at all.
Chuck: "New Improved Design! Doesn't Look Like a Dong At All!"
Chuck: FURMINATOR 2.0
<bloo> i prefer smoking pots
<`2> i want them to legalize marijuana for all!
<bloo> but my folks dont like me smoking in my room
<bloo> cry babies
<Hank> get new folks
<bloo> lol
bobthealien: the meaning of life.... so it all starts with the beginning of the universe the BIG BANG! so god was hitting on the universe at the bar things were going good so they went back to his place started fooling arround and well god orgasmed out all matter.. so you see we are gods sperm and the universe is a womb where we are developing like fetuses and one day we will be born and become god version 2.0 cause we're gonna take all this technology and fuse it into ourselfs and give ourselfs superpowers so basically we will be able to do anything god can do.
<QueenBee> maybe if I stop talking to Maynard (James Keenan of Tool) in my head he'll be forced to come here and talk to me so we can work this out
Arish: I vant your vaggeena so battly
Arish: ess mah fayvrit
Nawid: One bat. Ah, ah, ah. Two bat. Ah, ah, ah...
Arish: sving battah sving my batt str8 into ur vaggeena
Arish: i vant it
Arish: i vant it after yuve used toilet
Arish: vaggeena boy plz share ur vaggeena wif me
Arish: heh ok I'll stop
Arish: but before I do
Nawid: No. Don't stop.
Arish: I need to ask you something
Arish: Do you have a boner now, or what?
Nawid: Keep going.
Nawid: I cant stop laughing
Nawid: You can compare it to the Washington munument right now.
Arish: a fierce veiny one?
Nawid: Yes, Indeed.
Arish: I bet it looks like Goku's from Dragonball Z...I bet his is hella veiny and powerful
Arish: especially after he goes Super Saiyan
Nawid: Over 9,000.
Arish: Do you think when he comes inside Chi Chi...you think...you think he goes Super Saiyan inside her?
Arish: Like when he climaxes?
Nawid: lolz
Nawid: I'm pretty sure that if he want Saiyan, he would destroy her cervix with the force of sperm shooting out.
Arish: yeah...you're probably right
Nawid: It would blash through her like a gun.
Arish: but I can't help but wonder
Nawid: hahaha
Arish: do you think he fucks her with his tail?
Nawid: yes, but he uses that in ther anus.
Arish: that's what I was thinking...except when he does her in the anus
Arish: then he switches
Nawid: Super fast, like in the cartoon, all you see is a blur.
Arish: but her vaggeena would be torn to ribbons!
Nawid: And her face is completely blank.
Arish: do you think for fun sometimes...he'll just teleport inside her?
Arish: I'd so do that
Nawid: Im very sure that there is a hentai somewhere out there based on this.
Arish: and sometimes inside gohan on "accident"
Arish: "sorry kiddo, I locked on to the wrong power level"
Arish: "yours is just so high...it's...kinda sexy"
Nawid: Haha
Nawid: Majin Bu, would totally shape himself into a pink dildo.
Arish: seriously
Arish: I bet the fat pink one would do weird ass shit with the old guy
Nawid: Picolo would rip his own dick off just to regenerate another one after he climaxes...
Arish: what's his face....Hercule
Arish: he'd like morph into a chick and let him do shit
Nawid: lol
Arish: now that's friendship
Nawid: a mortal Kombat ending...
Arish: picollo
Arish: dear lord
Arish: he can extend that shit!
Nawid: lolz
Nawid: Oh fuck yes.
Arish: but he's hella boring
Arish: he like lays eggs and shit
Nawid: thats even more kinky
Arish: I don't even think he's got anything down there
Arish: unless he can morph parts too
Nawid: What about Frieza? Isn't he a hermaphrodite?
Nawid: That would be hot.
Arish: I don't know...but he/she's kinda pretty in her/his final form
Arish: and the voice throws you off
Nawid: I forgot. What is the final form?
Nawid: All muscular?
Arish:it's the little one
Arish: the one goku fights
Nawid: Nooo.
Arish: he has 4 forms
Nawid: I thought it was all muscular and shit.
Arish: that's the 3rd form
Nawid: Hmm.
Arish: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frieza
Arish: it feels good to be this lame
Arish: heh
Nawid: I was alread on there before you posted it. lolz
Nawid: Mecha Frieza
Nawid: Bionic penis...
Nawid: Or vagina...
Arish: stop it...I'm so hard right now
Nawid: AHAhaha
Arish: first your vaggeena now freiza's bionic penis
Arish: hahaha
Nawid: I cant breathe from laughing man.
Arish: hand me a cigarette
Arish: I just came
Nawid: I will save this conversation to notepad, so epic.
Arish: heh
Arish: awesome
Arish: don't show anyone!
Arish: or edit my name out
Captain A: Or change my name to Captain A.
Nawid: Ok. Sure.
wyfam: y0
wyfam: would you fuck a man in the ass every day for a week for a million dollars?
wormzzz: i don't think i could do it
wyfam: hahahaha
wyfam: man
wyfam: the horrible concept of waking up and realizing that you've got to fuck a guy in the ass - AGAIN
wormzzz: yeha
wyfam: omfg, it'd only get worse... i don't think you'd EVER get used to it... every day it would be worse and worse
wyfam: and what's worse is if you dont fuck him in the ass again - you've just ass fucked him X number of times before and for NOTHING
wormzzz: yeah
wormzzz: doesn't sound like a very good deal to me
<@BBC> oh wow
<@BBC> http://izismile.com/img/img2/20090624/selection_183_73.jpg
<@BBC> you'll either love this or hate it
<@BBC> lol
<@CanadianGuy> hate it
<@CanadianGuy> lol
<@CanadianGuy> but it's funny in a sick sort of yer going to hell for drawing that way
<@BBC> lol
<&MicroPiltDownMcFishTrousChrist> I hate people who say expecially
<&MicroPiltDownMcFishTrousChrist> they need sanchez pronto
<&BigmcLargeHuge> frozen turd stabbing
<&BigmcLargeHuge> now that's GOTTA suck
<&MicroPiltDownMcFishTrousChrist> ugh
<&MicroPiltDownMcFishTrousChrist> For the stabbed, and for the person who has to sharpen it
<&BigmcLargeHuge> if your determind enough to stab someone with frozen shit, then you probably could tolerate shaving it to a point
<&MicroPiltDownMcFishTrousChrist> Good point
<&[Rock-n-Roll]> BAD PUN!
<&BigmcLargeHuge> lol
ownzyerbrainz: dude
ownzyerbrainz: so we have a new dog
ownzyerbrainz: a puppy
vagina4all: tight .. what breed
ownzyerbrainz: well, sorta growing out of puppydom
ownzyerbrainz: anyway
ownzyerbrainz: it's "pink thing" hangs out CONSTANTLY
ownzyerbrainz: it could be just fucking sitting there looking at you - and it's hanging out a few inches
vagina4all: chip it off
ownzyerbrainz: like, for no reason it's out
vagina4all: lick it
vagina4all: oh ahaha it's always always out ?
ownzyerbrainz: practically
ownzyerbrainz: anyway, it ALWAYS reminds me of our super stoned conversation about hat
ownzyerbrainz: where you just cut it off
ownzyerbrainz: and then walk up to yer buddy and be like "dude, look at this... it's weird - i can't tell what it is" and hand it to them to figure it out
vagina4all: hahahahahahahhhahhahahahaha
ownzyerbrainz: remember that shit?
vagina4all: yea slightly
ownzyerbrainz: we were ripped
vagina4all: i don't remember where/when but i definitely remember the topic
ownzyerbrainz: and our faces hurt from laughing so much
vagina4all: hahahahah that's awesome
ownzyerbrainz: and the back of my head hurt and shit from laughing so much
gayVectorMan: when you see pom.xml do you ever read it as porn.xml?
gayVectorMan: cause i sure as heck do
gayVectorMan: r and n next to eachother look like an m
gayVectorMan: i half expect to see
<?xml version="1.0">
<porn>_)_)========D~~</porn>
kswitch0r: if you farted in a pool full of jello - would the fart bubble up or no? would it be trapped in jello right when it came out of your anus?
bdizzle: trapped
bdizzle: right by your anus
bdizzle: it might make it a few inches from yer anus
bdizzle: but it wouldn't make it to the top - that's for sure
bdizzle: imagine eating some jello - and it had air bubbles in it - and you get to the part of the jello with a fart bubble in it (after having eaten a bunch of it already) and "pooof" out comes the stench of somebody's fart.
Drachefly: Have any of you ever played Gemcraft?
Kitzschenius: Nnnnope. Any good?
Tatterwasp: I've masturbated to a woman making handjob/blowjob gestures at the camera, does that count?
Drachefly: kitz: yes. Tatter: no
Drachefly: it's one of the better tower defense games out there
Drachefly: I'm still laughing at the question, though, tatter
Drachefly: especially if it wasn't directed at me.
Tatterwasp: I do what I can.
<TommyEnglish> A chicken is more a horse than a bird
<Big_D_Bear> It lives on a farm and it can't fly!
